Farewell

Saying goodbye is constant in the lifespan. Goodbye to people, objects, time. That is the inevitable flow of life. Nothing lasts forever. Each lived second is irrevocable, each object and person is individual and has its period of validity. Unfortunate but real.

“Your beloved, battered t-shirt that one day was thrown away by mom. To one, it is just an old and battered piece of cloth. However, for others, it is memories: the sleepless nights; the coffee spilled in a rush.” Many can perceive this situation. Denial, grief, anger, bargaining, sadness, plenty of devastating emotions devour us from the inside. But what can be done to overcome it? Nothing, facing it and living in its absence. Perhaps because it is not the farewell to the objects, but to the memories associated with them. Memories, that is what makes people dependent on the object.

The value of ‘memories’ is not physical. It’s a subtle value we hold in our minds. But what can translate these values into a physical form?

RIP murder kit

RIP murder kit will help you to perform a farewell ritual for your dearest objects. A ritual is the physical/verbal expression of an abstract value 'memories'.

RIP murder kit includes everything you need to perform a successful heinous farewell ritual: 3 murder tools, 3 potion bottles, 3 glass jars, 2 cleaning tools, and the instruction.

The Ritual guide

To perform the farewell ritual you will need to think about 3 objects you feel emotionally attached.

*It can be any size and material.

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° Cut a small part of those three objects (victims) using the kit's tools. There are 3 types of murder tools suitable for most types of materials.

The potion is a magical mixture brewed in the cauldron which is able to destroy any object and material you want. It will cremate the body of your victim and turn it into ash.

° Pour each of the cut parts with the magical potion.
(one potion bottle per object)

° Put the ash into the glass jars.
° Write the names of the murdered beloved objects on each glass jar. (one name per each glass jar).

Finally, keep the glass jars with the cremated body of your victim in a visible place (shelf, table, etc.) as the trophy from your murder.